Bureau of Nonsense

You're one of countless officially appointed inventors on this planet. Every day, the Bureau files one real resident complaint — your job is to submit the most unhinged invention you can think of to fix it. Your submission then undergoes Official Examination: scored for Usefulness, Absurdity, and Public Risk, followed by a Final Decision (binding, unappealable, entirely made up). Built to give your imagination somewhere to run free.